Graffiti Cards

He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

-- Holden 6:44

I hate movies like poison but I get a kick out of imitiating them.

-- Holden 4:29

You take somebody's mother, all they want to hear about is what a hot-shot their son is.

-- Holden 8:56

I'm always saying, "Glad to have met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad i met.

-- Holden 12:87

The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if you suitcases are much better than theirs - if your are really good ones and theirs aren't.

-- Holden 15:109

All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

-- Holden 21:157

The guys that are on the basketball team stick together, the guys that play bridge stick together. Even the guys that belong to the goddam Book-of-the-Month Club stick together.

-- Holden 17:131